Posted by Leslie on May 21st, 2008 |

{Edition XXIX}

Thirteen Quotes on Sex

1. “The happiness of a man in this life does not consist in the absence but in the mastery of his passions.” ~ Alfred Lord Tennyson

2. “I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.” ~ George Burns

3. “A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp.” ~ Joan Rivers

4. “In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact.” ~ Marlene Dietrich

5. “An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.” ~ Aldous Leonard Huxley

6. “Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can’t even get into my own pants” ~ Anonymous

7. “Sex appeal is fifty percent what you’ve got and fifty percent what people think you’ve got.” ~ Sophia Loren

8. “Sex is an emotion in motion” ~ Mae West

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9. “Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.” ~ Woody Allen

10. “When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute.” ~ Unknown

11. “Sex on television can’t hurt you unless you fall off.” ~ Unknown

12. “Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can’t help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, “How can he want me the way I look in the morning?” It’s because we can’t see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.” ~ Andy Rooney

13. “Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.” ~ Mignon McLaughlin

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