Thursday Thirteen!

Posted by Leslie on July 16th, 2008 | 11 Comments

{Edition XXXIII}

Some of the Top 20 worst lyrics ever. Blatently stolen from Spinner.

Thirteen Worst Lyrics Ever

(in no particular order)

1. “If I was a sculptor
But then again, no”
–Elton John’s ‘Your Song’
(lyrics by Bernie Taupin)

2. “Lucky that my breasts
Are small and humble
So you don’t confuse
Them with mountains”
–Shakira’s ‘Whenever, Wherever’

3. “I love you like
A fat kid loves cake”
–50 Cent’s ‘21 Questions’

4. “There’s an insect
In your ear
If you scratch
It won’t disappear”
–U2’s ‘Staring at the Sun’

5. “Young, black and famous
With money hangin’
Out the anus”
–Puff Daddy and Mase’s ‘Can’t Nobody Hold Me Down’

6. “Leaving was never
my proud”
–R.E.M.’s ‘Leaving New York’

7. “I ain’t never seen
An ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee-pee go
‘Doing-doing-doing’”
–Eminem’s ‘Ass Like That’

8. “There were plants
And birds
And rocks
And things”
–America’s ‘Horse With No Name’

9. “Time is like a clock
in my heart”
–Culture Club’s ‘Time (Clock of the Heart)’

10. “I wish it was Sunday
That’s my fun day
My I-don’t-have-to-run day”
–The Bangles’ ‘Manic Monday’
(lyrics by Prince)

11. “I’m all out of faith
This is how I feel”
–Natalie Imbruglia’s ‘Torn’
(lyrics by Anne Preven)

12. “My panty line shows
Got a run in my hose
My hair went flat
Man, I hate that”
–Shania Twain’s ‘Honey I’m Home’

13. “Coast to coast
L.A. to Chicago”
–Sade’s ‘Smooth Operator’

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