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Leslie on
June 16th, 2007
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hard male heat – length of said ‘heat’, according to the study in this article, is more important to men than women:
About 90 percent of women actually prefer a wide penis to a long one, according to two studies included in the review.
They also go on to discuss other myths:
The findings also deflate a few other myths about male genitalia. The notion that penis size varies according to race, for example, is false.
Unfortunately, the myths regarding large shoe size or hand size is not discussed. Not that I know anyone *coughGerryButlercough* who has large feet and hands. 
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Leslie on
June 15th, 2007
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And, no, I’m not talking about Gerry today — although I certainly COULD BE! (Whew, that man just ooozes sexual energy). I’m referring to a post on Bookbitches from last year where they list a variety of, well, euphamisms for the male body part that we all know and love. Here’s a short sampling of the list:
hot flesh
scorching loins
love’s sweet arrow
sword of his desire
towering lance of love
fiery brand
fullness
hardness
hard male heat
rock-hard male loins
his driving need
his tumescent tube of fire
You ARE thinking of Gerry now, though, aren’t you? Tell me you aren’t thinking “and just how long IS your ‘sword,’ Mr. Butler?”
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Leslie on
June 14th, 2007
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Yes, celebrities have to go through the same crap we do when they are in airport security. Here’s pictures of Gerry removing his necklaces and shoes (be sure to scroll down to see all of them). If I were working that security line, I’d be saying “take it all off, babe, we sure you have something naughty hidden under there.”
One day this man will be the death of me…but at least I’ll die happy!
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Leslie on
June 13th, 2007
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when you look at the above picture?
You’re thinking right about now — “This woman has lost her mind. She has become so obsessed with Gerry Butler and claimed that she wants his baby and that seeing certain pictures of him get her instantly pregnant that she’s gone and found an image of sperm!”
Well, while I’d would love to have an image of G’s…um, well, personal package, I don’t want to have any such picture of his spermatozoa. Ahem.
No, that’s a picture of what the hundreds of tadpoles in my pond look like. Yes, those mating American Toads have passed on their genes to many, many, MANY children. Don’t think my kids will be naming these. Although we are having fun watching them go tumbling down the waterfall and into the pool at the bottom. Guess that will separate the weak from the tough.
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Leslie on
June 12th, 2007
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Thank you to Lisa for holding down the fort while I was off playing on the other side of the country. It’s a good thing she isn’t really a Gerry Butler fan and was just posting that video for me and other GB fans. I’d hate to have her be the one to upload these newest photos of him in Japan. It’s just not right when it isn’t a TRUE fan feeding others’ addictions!
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June 8th, 2007
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There’s no way Leslie’s Gerry obsession is going to falter under my watch. So, to keep entertaining Leslie’s readers who share her lurrrrve of the G-Man, please enjoy…
This has absolutely nothing to do with my own fascination with the actor. Nope, none at all. Nada. Just want to make sure we’re clear on that.
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Leslie on
June 7th, 2007
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Going out of town until Monday morning. Try not to be naughty while I’m gone. In case you are, here’s some YUM to join you!
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Leslie on
June 4th, 2007
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All over the world, women know a hot, sexy man when they see one. Sigh. He’s so gorgeous, I just had to post again today.
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June 1st, 2007
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So me and Lisa often have the discussion of research for our writing. She loves to do it and will often find herself spending way too much time on it. Me, on the other hand, would rather not do the research and just focus on writing the damn story. 
However, I do realize that it is a necessity I must endure. Then, there are times that doing research can be a very good thing. For example, my latest erotica starring Gerry Butler. This was my first thought for today:
Hmmm, if only I actually knew FIRST HAND what Mr. Pinky (our term for G’s tongue) felt and tasted like, I could write about it better. Authors spend a lot of time doing research for those very reasons. Must write letter to G, asking permission to snog (G’s term for tongue-to-tongue kissing). I’m certain, being an artist himself, he’ll completely understand.
He will understand and grant me my request…won’t he?
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Leslie on
May 27th, 2007
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If you read my 8 random things about me just a few posts ago, I admited to writing “secret porn” for my fellow Gerry Butler gal-friends. I wasn’t joking. It all started out, ahem, innocently enough. Someone posted one of the many hot, stimulating picture of Gerry and I replied with a sentence of what it must feel like to be in his arms. From there, a request was made to write a really steamy sexy scene. In an hour, I wrote a few pages of semi-erotica based on that picture.
From that moment on, many of the gals requested a special scene of their own. And I’m having a blast. I’m not writing with the intent of publishing it or selling it to a publisher, but does that mean it’s a waste of time? No writing is wasted writing. Practice, practice, practice, right?
Besides, with each story I write, I get a little more comfortable with the heat level. I’m challenging myself, pushing my personal boundries. While these particular stories may not ever go up for sale, they’ll more than likely lead to future ones that will. And the best thing is that my Muse is really starting to awaken.
